'Twas the night before installation
And all thorough the place
Not a program was running
The QA team lost face
The programmers sat
By their tubes in despair
With hopes that a miracle
Soon would be there
The bosses all screamed
The board members grew mean!
What were they to do?
Everything's turned to poo!
Then alas they heard
What they were waiting for
Their prayers were answered
They all shouted for MORE!
Their e-mail stated
That "THEY'VE GOT MAIL!"
They knew right then and there
They were almost out of jail
When what to their bloodshot eyes did appear?
But an e-mail from Search400
And a coupon for beer
Filled with goodies
To get them all through their day
The e-mail brimmed
With WONDERFUL things to say
Their Lazy friend
With good programming things to do
Showered them with enough suggestions
To fill up a zoo
The Editor sent them
Her wonderful News
That more products would help them
Through their iSeries blues
Search400 has tech tips, webcasts,
White papers and more
If you have a question,
You'll find an answer here for sure
At the end of the mail
The programmers weren't alone
And knew they were out
Of the Danger Zone!
They can turn to Search400
That site isn't going away
It's here to help you
Through all of your days
Simply type on your keyboard
And do a quick search
Your answers are here
With NARY a lurch
So what did they learn
At this wonderful sight?
That Search400 would help you
Thorough Christmas night
Happy Holidays!